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helainetieu: dylanethan: stewie-just-said-that: geometricdeathtrap: greenfeldspar: asktrickstertrolls: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. Snopes confirms. What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something? I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one: Do not touch it Do not touch it Do not let anyone else touch it Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time. Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water. Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured. I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car. holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it GAH DAMN. I fucking hate our generation of kids. You dumb motherfuckers.
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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!
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calioverdosed: laur-a: danisaghost: screw-wh0res: w0nder—landd: cats-piercings-and-libertyspikes: cuttingdeception: fuckingweirdocurls: reactivating: Close your eyes just before the crash i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol why is it so relaxing? Cause you feel dead for a moment Watching this feels so nice. reblog everytime reblog x1000 it’s actually terrifying how relaxing this is instead of closing your eyes, squint so you see a blurred version, it’s better The number of notes!
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